The First Day Of School

On the first day of schooling,
my teacher gave to me,
one funny candy cane,
one pack of coupons,
and a thesaurus that’s kind of small!

Huh? Well, people, that’s what happened today at my school. Be assured, everything was in havoc… probably what you predicted. But today was also a perfect day for people who were glad. People who had a great vacation. People like me.

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New Year Light Bulb

It is 2007 finally. I have been waiting for it for a long time. My parents have not. They have despised it. When I ask them why, they said that it meant that they were older. To them, it seems only days before the Christmas tree goes up, and days before it comes down.

I told them that was a good thing. They disagreed.

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